The “Hello, I Am” Power Polo
$69.84
The most dangerously overqualified shirt on the planet. Featuring the iconic "HELLO I AM the creative director of brand culture and content at Rydra" and an actual photo of the legend himself—this polo doesn’t whisper influence, it screams founder energy. Ideal for pretending you’re keynote speaker at a conference you weren’t invited to, silently judging everyone’s font choices, or accidentally investing $1000 in ripple (he actually did that). Wears like unchecked ambition, feels like a LinkedIn post that went viral for the wrong reasons.
Warning: May cause spontaneous brand vision.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 22.8 | 58 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.4 | 62 | 25.2 | 64 | 26.0 | 66 |
| Length | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 | 31.1 | 79 |
| Shoulder | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 | 25.6 | 65 | 26.4 | 67 |
| Sleeve length | 8.3 | 21 | 8.5 | 21.5 | 8.7 | 22 | 8.9 | 22.5 | 9.1 | 23 |
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The most dangerously overqualified shirt on the planet. Featuring the iconic "HELLO I AM the creative director of brand culture and content at Rydra" and an actual photo of the legend himself—this polo doesn’t whisper influence, it screams founder energy. Ideal for pretending you’re keynote speaker at a conference you weren’t invited to, silently judging everyone’s font choices, or accidentally investing $1000 in ripple (he actually did that). Wears like unchecked ambition, feels like a LinkedIn post that went viral for the wrong reasons.
Warning: May cause spontaneous brand vision.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 22.8 | 58 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.4 | 62 | 25.2 | 64 | 26.0 | 66 |
| Length | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 | 31.1 | 79 |
| Shoulder | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 | 25.6 | 65 | 26.4 | 67 |
| Sleeve length | 8.3 | 21 | 8.5 | 21.5 | 8.7 | 22 | 8.9 | 22.5 | 9.1 | 23 |
The most dangerously overqualified shirt on the planet. Featuring the iconic "HELLO I AM the creative director of brand culture and content at Rydra" and an actual photo of the legend himself—this polo doesn’t whisper influence, it screams founder energy. Ideal for pretending you’re keynote speaker at a conference you weren’t invited to, silently judging everyone’s font choices, or accidentally investing $1000 in ripple (he actually did that). Wears like unchecked ambition, feels like a LinkedIn post that went viral for the wrong reasons.
Warning: May cause spontaneous brand vision.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 22.8 | 58 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.4 | 62 | 25.2 | 64 | 26.0 | 66 |
| Length | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 | 31.1 | 79 |
| Shoulder | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 | 25.6 | 65 | 26.4 | 67 |
| Sleeve length | 8.3 | 21 | 8.5 | 21.5 | 8.7 | 22 | 8.9 | 22.5 | 9.1 | 23 |